lrrr
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- Nov 22, 2008
The #*$+ is wrong with you
I was within a group of people talking at a baby shower last night. It ended up being me with my homeboy this other dude with a s550 and three girls that wewere talking to. 3 hours and a bottle of grey goose later the party was winding down and I joked around that we should get a room. The girls who all cametogether laughed and said that would be cool. The dude goes, "lets go to my place and chill". I'm thinkin "gravy, this dude has his ownspot". We leave and as we're walkin I go "what are you pushin" this dude presses a button and I see this s550 with an AMG package light up.Sexy. Feeling somewhat upstaged I get into my Altima and follow. One of the chicks is with me and we chat it up for the 20 minutes it takes to get to hishouse. The place looked decent. I was a condo in Williamsburg Brooklyn.
We get in, I take my kicks of and the chick I was with plops herself in my lap. The dude goes to the bathroom with the chick that he pulled. Thirty secondslater, theres a lady in a robe with curlers in her hair going, "who the hell are you and why did you break into my house?!". The dude with the 550comes out and says "mom these are my friends, its ok". She leaves and he goes "you guys can't make too much noise, my mom has church in themorning"
the #%@+
I was within a group of people talking at a baby shower last night. It ended up being me with my homeboy this other dude with a s550 and three girls that wewere talking to. 3 hours and a bottle of grey goose later the party was winding down and I joked around that we should get a room. The girls who all cametogether laughed and said that would be cool. The dude goes, "lets go to my place and chill". I'm thinkin "gravy, this dude has his ownspot". We leave and as we're walkin I go "what are you pushin" this dude presses a button and I see this s550 with an AMG package light up.Sexy. Feeling somewhat upstaged I get into my Altima and follow. One of the chicks is with me and we chat it up for the 20 minutes it takes to get to hishouse. The place looked decent. I was a condo in Williamsburg Brooklyn.
We get in, I take my kicks of and the chick I was with plops herself in my lap. The dude goes to the bathroom with the chick that he pulled. Thirty secondslater, theres a lady in a robe with curlers in her hair going, "who the hell are you and why did you break into my house?!". The dude with the 550comes out and says "mom these are my friends, its ok". She leaves and he goes "you guys can't make too much noise, my mom has church in themorning"
the #%@+
