Create Your Own MTV's "Next" Intro Line....

[sexy beast from the east]

As we all know this show sucks +@% and the intro's are cheesy as all hell. In this thread we post our own next intro lines.

Ill start. Hi my name is Robby, I'm 12 I mean 21, I'm a plumber. This girl will love me because I keep it running like a faucet.

 

[chico dusty]

 

[dropkicks]

 

[rafiki zeeki]

hi, im malik..i dont know a lot of things mann. but one thing i do know..is i dont even know mann..

 

[sexy beast from the east]

to myself

strong fail

 

[iblink]

good idea. These next lines are always terrible.

Hey my name is Kyle; I'm 20, I'm a student, and this girl won't next me because my waves remind her of the motion in the ocean... which is the samemotion we'll be making on my twin sized water bed later tonight -wink-

 

[crossisom]

Hey, my names Chuck and I'm single, and ready to mingle. I know I wont get the next treatment because I got more Charm than the cereal, and when I wake upnext to any girl, I'm part of their complete breakfast.

 

[lazianboi]

Hi, my name is Seymore.. and im a alcholic.. and i cat spell.. also im a sex addict.. and when dis girl see me, she gunna give it up to me..

 

[sexy beast from the east]

Hey, my names Chuck and I'm single, and ready to mingle. I know I wont get the next treatment because I got more Charm than the cereal, and when I wake up next to any girl, I'm part of their complete breakfast.

 

[carlosdapaperboy]

Hola, my name is Mario and I'm gonna borrow this chick AND NEVER GIVE HER BACK!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[bkmac]

I don't know what's funnier. The 'Intro Lines' or the 3 bullets posted about them when they come off the bus to go on the date

My name's Matt, I'm 17 and, yeah, that's right, this girls going to jail.

 

[lazianboi]

^^ LOL

 

[dalilboy]

Originally Posted by iBlink

good idea. These next lines are always terrible.

Hey my name is Kyle; I'm 20, I'm a student, and this girl won't next me because my waves remind her of the motion in the ocean... which is the same motion we'll be making on my twin sized water bed later tonight -wink-

Originally Posted by CROSSISOM

Hey, my names Chuck and I'm single, and ready to mingle. I know I wont get the next treatment because I got more Charm than the cereal, and when I wake up next to any girl, I'm part of their complete breakfast.

both had me

 

[danikerhino]

Originally Posted by CROSSISOM

Hey, my names Chuck and I'm single, and ready to mingle. I know I wont get the next treatment because I got more Charm than the cereal, and when I wake up next to any girl, I'm part of their complete breakfast.

That +!$$ is so corny.

 

[chrispcb15]

Hi my names Chris, and this chick wont next me because I got a huge package that needs to be delivered to her face.

 

[eastnewyork80]

Hi im charles and this this girl better have an umbrella with her because imma make a rain on her

 

[ill w1lliam]

Hi my name is Will I'm 22 and even if this girl nexts me I'll still win because where ever there's a will there's a way just hope I'm theonly one on the bus.

 

[jaypesoz]

whats up? My name's Jay and I'm 25. And I won't get next'd b/c it looks like she wants to live past tonight

 

[bruce negro]

Hi I'm Jerry, and this girl won't next me because I'll give her a little taste of the rich life, maybe end the night with a sausage tasting word toHSS

 

[03silverbullet]

what it do, my name's ricky and i'm a 19 yr. old plumper's apprentice from arkansas. while these other chumps are trying to clog her drain,i'll come to the rescue and bore her out with my pipe snake.

 

[battousai701]

Sup my name's Kenshin! this girl wont next me cuz imma kill everyone else on the bus, wat!! take that, take that!!!

 

[numba1kickrocka]

Hey my names Pat im 18 and I win no mater what even if she nexts me in the first minute I get a dollar...Thats free money +@!+%!!!

 

[raptors29]

My name's Bisi, I'm 18 and just bought a beagle. I'll bark twice if this girl isn't legal.

 

[rsdplaya]

Originally Posted by Chrispcb15

Hi my names Chris, and this chick wont next me because I got a huge package that needs to be delivered to her face.

 

[thunderchunk69]

good thread idea... but i still wont contribute.