Anybody ever pretend they fell asleep so thier girlfriend/wife will stop talking?

[no 1 can escape the quad laser]

I had to do this last night. She kept going on and on and on about something. I know I'm not the only one.

 

[orenthaljames]

Always.
During the middle of a conversation, I play dead.
-The Juice

 

[kix4kix]

 

[nicke1z]

Nice!

 

[teemohtee]

 

[lightweight champion]

::raises hand::

Guilty. Whatever works I guess.

 

[mcflyyy]

once, i hung up in the middle of her sentence and shut the phone off. the next morning, i said i lost service. it worked.

 

[calibeebee]

Used to do this with my ex lol. Pretend to fall asleep on the couch, she'd stop talking and go to sleep in the bedroom, I would "wake up" and play halo for the rest of the night.

 

[tj detweiler]

I've fallen asleep many times.

Not always on purpose though but hey

 

[verynecessary]

Originally Posted by OrenthalJames

Always.
During the middle of a conversation, I play dead.
-The Juice

 

[da doc03]

Originally Posted by verynecessary

Originally Posted by OrenthalJames

Always.
During the middle of a conversation, I play dead.
-The Juice

 

[the varsity]

ROFL @ Calibee & OJ

 

[ape]

once hit it and pretended to be beligerently drunk suddenly right after so she'd leave my dormroom so i can go out again and get another girl

probably my grimiest moment to date

 

[josebronx]

Originally Posted by Lightweight Champion

::raises hand::

Guilty. Whatever works I guess.

 

[young br3ad]

Did this last night...

Sometimes she fails to realize I have to get up at 6:30 in the morning to go to work....

 

[eight2one]

I just straight up tell her I dont care.

 

[soltheman]

I can barely hear her from the kitchen.

 

[antbanks81]

Yeh Yeh I do LMAO

FTW

She will go on and on sometimes. Have any of you noticed that you can never end the conversation, you just gotta wait? I did it last night actually...just satthere saying noting on the phone til she said well Ill let you go to sleep.

 

[jeenewed]

Originally Posted by calibeebee

Used to do this with my ex lol. Pretend to fall asleep on the couch, she'd stop talking and go to sleep in the bedroom, I would "wake up" and play halo for the rest of the night.

Guilty

 

[anabolic dunk]

yup.. the polite way of sayin "shut up!"

 

[theekinqq]

Originally Posted by calibeebee

Used to do this with my ex lol. Pretend to fall asleep on the couch, she'd stop talking and go to sleep in the bedroom, I would "wake up" and play halo for the rest of the night.

hahahahahaha i dont know ..im thinking this guy..this guy here

 

[Master Zik]

Originally Posted by soltheman

I can barely hear her from the kitchen.

These type of comments always get me

 

[moneyright]

i just whip it out, shuts her up in a second

 

[emmanuelabor]

I play sleep, and eventually fall asleep sometimes when I carpool with my mom.
that or I flip the script and change the conversation over to my lil brother and his grades.

 

[emmanuelabor]

Originally Posted by soltheman

I can barely hear her from the kitchen.

I just got that....I took it too literally at 1st