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at least the cavs will be the best in the world for one day. too bad it won't be basketball related
[h1]Cavs To Set World Record For Sissiest World Record[/h1]
Thereare a handful of down-on-their-luck teams chomping at the bit to signLeBron James. He'd be the only attraction they'd need to sell tickets.Meanwhile, Cleveland is attempting to break the Guinness World Recordfor most Snuggies.
You know the Snuggie,right? It's a blanket with sleeves, so you can relax in ease andcomfort while you watch the last remaining shreds of your masculinityslip away.
The official record being set is "largest gathering of peoplewearing fleece blankets." So they don't have to be Snuggies, but theCavs want to humiliate you anyway.
at least the cavs will be the best in the world for one day. too bad it won't be basketball related
[h1]Cavs To Set World Record For Sissiest World Record[/h1]
You know the Snuggie,right? It's a blanket with sleeves, so you can relax in ease andcomfort while you watch the last remaining shreds of your masculinityslip away.
The official record being set is "largest gathering of peoplewearing fleece blankets." So they don't have to be Snuggies, but theCavs want to humiliate you anyway.
An anticipated sellout crowd of 20,562 fans will receive acomplimentary limited edition Cleveland Cavaliers Snuggie[emoji]8482[/emoji] blanketcourtesy of KeyBank that will be conveniently draped over every seat inthe arena. Fans will be asked to wear their Snuggie[emoji]8482[/emoji] blanket for thefirst five minutes of the game. In attendance will be Guinness WorldRecords[emoji]174[/emoji] Adjudicator Danny Girton who will then officially certify thenew record. Once the record is achieved, every fan will receive acommemorative magnet certificate that will acknowledge they are aGuinness World Record holder.
And besides, the record's a crock. They want the largest gatheringof people wearing fleece blankets? They should visit my Bubbe'scommunity in Boca.
Guinness World Records Comes to Cleveland for Cavaliers Snuggie Night presented by KeyBank [NBA]
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