Pyramid Schemes & MLM - 5Linx, Maleucca, Amway etc

[layziegunts]

I wanna hear some funny stories. Go

 

[alchemist iq]

@elderwatsondiggs
Ain't never sent my drone order.....

 

[finessence]

YOU SHOULD BE HERE

 

[cedric ceballos]

Why you want to keep working for another man, when you can be like me and my team and be an independent businessman.

 

[fdub]

Why you want to keep working for another man, when you can be like me and my team and be an independent businessman.

Lmfao

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Does anyone remember Bend_The_Knee telling us he was trying to sell ping pong tables to folks around his way?

Maybe around 2013

 

[finessence]

Does anyone remember Bend_The_Knee telling us he was trying to sell ping pong tables to folks around his way?

Maybe around 2013

 

[joe billionaire]

My child hood friend tried selling maleucca, he sucked at it lol

His family is all about those schemes, pots, knives, maleucca...I think they into that solar panel scheme now

Some lady I worked with was good at selling maleucca, she’d get trips to Mexico n downtown Houston dinners on yachts n what not.

I tried a preworkout from them, was good but I wasn’t about to sign up lol.

 

[Stakeholder]

Landmark Worldwide

 

[wr]

Can't forget bout that spoiled grape drink called Noni juice.
Get your shot in every morning lol.

 

[layziegunts]

My homegirl invited me to a Primerica one at like 6 am on a Saturday and I watched 45 minute video in a class with about 20 people. I was ready to leave, then the next thing we were broken down into little rooms and like a Vice President came in and gave his little pep talk for another 20 minutes. I’m trying to leave then the next thing the Senior Vice President took me in a room by myself and damn near was about to beat me up if I didn’t sign up.

That **** was the worst morning of my life, I was there for like 3 hours fighting people off.

 

[htg designs]

My homegirl invited me to a Primerica one at like 6 am on a Saturday and I watched 45 minute video in a class with about 20 people. I was ready to leave, then the next thing we were broken down into little rooms and like a Vice President came in and gave his little pep talk for another 20 minutes. I’m trying to leave then the next thing the Senior Vice President took me in a room by myself and damn near was about to beat me up if I didn’t sign up.

That **** was the worst morning of my life, I was there for like 3 hours fighting people off.

cryn

 

[layziegunts]

My child hood friend tried selling maleucca, he sucked at it lol

His family is all about those schemes, pots, knives, maleucca...I think they into that solar panel scheme now

Some lady I worked with was good at selling maleucca, she’d get trips to Mexico n downtown Houston dinners on yachts n what not.

I tried a preworkout from them, was good but I wasn’t about to sign up lol.

My older brother sold Malleuca. He had like 10 crates of energy drink. Like 10 years supply. The worst

 

[alchemist iq]

My homegirl invited me to a Primerica one at like 6 am on a Saturday and I watched 45 minute video in a class with about 20 people. I was ready to leave, then the next thing we were broken down into little rooms and like a Vice President came in and gave his little pep talk for another 20 minutes. I’m trying to leave then the next thing the Senior Vice President took me in a room by myself and damn near was about to beat me up if I didn’t sign up.

That **** was the worst morning of my life, I was there for like 3 hours fighting people off.

Why you ain't hit them with the fake important phone call I gotta take it outside" or I gotta use the restroom and zoot out of there.....

 

[finessence]

My homegirl invited me to a Primerica one at like 6 am on a Saturday and I watched 45 minute video in a class with about 20 people. I was ready to leave, then the next thing we were broken down into little rooms and like a Vice President came in and gave his little pep talk for another 20 minutes. I’m trying to leave then the next thing the Senior Vice President took me in a room by myself and damn near was about to beat me up if I didn’t sign up.

That **** was the worst morning of my life, I was there for like 3 hours fighting people off.

What your homegirl up to now? She still selling stuff???

 

[Barbados Slim]

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[Bend_The_Knee]

Does anyone remember Bend_The_Knee telling us he was trying to sell ping pong tables to folks around his way?

Maybe around 2013

Oh look, making up stories again.

 

[Mike dunleavy]

 

[calibeebee]

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It’s a reverse funnel system

 

[Thierry Henry]

My homegirl invited me to a Primerica one at like 6 am on a Saturday and I watched 45 minute video in a class with about 20 people. I was ready to leave, then the next thing we were broken down into little rooms and like a Vice President came in and gave his little pep talk for another 20 minutes. I’m trying to leave then the next thing the Senior Vice President took me in a room by myself and damn near was about to beat me up if I didn’t sign up.

That **** was the worst morning of my life, I was there for like 3 hours fighting people off.

you were tryna smash weren't you?

 

[Chopper]

I almost quit my hockey team senior year of high school to sell Prepaid Legal. My dad was about to kick me out the crib.

 

[Liquid Swords]

Had a friend trynna get me into amway.

We ain’t friends no mo

 

[wr]

"I can't tell you what we do, but listen to this conference call for an hour at 9 pm. We will have a 30 min question session at the end. This is the best decision of your life!"

 

[Nereyda Vuelve Por Dios]

Them herbalife folks be on one too. I mean it may work according to some people but still a pyramid scheme.

I always started flirting with the women.

 

[bigpat630]

One of my best friends does PHP. Went to a meeting one time out of the goodness of our friendship. Terrible decision.