2018 NFL Predictions

[aNYone]

the Henny flowing tonight?

Did you see the op?

Paul don’t gotta watch the baby and is off da bottle right now.

 

[651akathepaul]

time to go grab a 10% stout and partake

Uhhh...yeah!

 

[651akathepaul]

Let's go! Need more picks and hot takes...Don't be *****asses.

 

[ThePeoplesChamp_]

He won't pay. Don't do it.

How long ago was that? like from a decade ago

 

[stillin729]

all I know is Carson is coming byke to win the MVP

I need more fluids to offer my hot takes

 

[aNYone]

Niner fans acting confident is still hilarious. They started 0-9 and act like them winning meaningless games makes them a playoff contender cute.

And yet the Niners and Raiders both finish 6-10

 

[stillin729]

I ain't gonna lie, I think Gruden is gonna be a disaster

 

[651akathepaul]

How long ago was that? like from a decade ago

Oh, so you've changed? $20 then, please.

 

[ThePeoplesChamp_]

I ain't gonna lie, I think Gruden is gonna be a disaster

Not going to deny that. I just don’t know tbh.

 

[Warmachine85]

I ain't gonna lie, Gruden is gonna be a disaster

Fixed

 

[junglejim]

I predict at least 7 word doc pages of Buc Em slander by year end.

And the 49ers make the wild card

 

[651akathepaul]

I root for Gruden, but tend to agree. He might have this one season where they make noise just out of adrenaline and motivation, but long-term, I don't see it. He sign for how many years?

 

[nick.]

p4l

 

[ThePeoplesChamp_]

Oh, so you've changed? $20 then, please.

I’ve changed but nah you ain’t getting that 20

 

[stillin729]

I root for Gruden, but tend to agree. He might have this one season where they make noise just out of adrenaline and motivation, but long-term, I don't see it. He sign for how many years?

10 years for $100 million

 

[651akathepaul]

I’ve changed

 

[651akathepaul]

10 years for $100 million

He's gonna get traded again.

 

[ThePeoplesChamp_]

I root for Gruden, but tend to agree. He might have this one season where they make noise just out of adrenaline and motivation, but long-term, I don't see it. He sign for how many years?

Yea no way this works long term. His style of coaching leads to burn out.


Also no way he last longer than 5 years

 

[aNYone]

I ain't gonna lie, I think Gruden is gonna be a disaster

Gruden AKA the finesse lawd AKA the hamburgler AKA I grunted my way to millions.

Dude got the bag and I ain’t mad at him.

 

[IATT]

Eagles repeat

NFC north and south are going be blood baths, which leads to the rams as the 2nd seed over the Vikings and saints

NFC east:
Eagles
Giants
Washington professional football team AKA the crackers
Cowboys

NFC west:
Rams
49ers
Cards
Seahawks

NFC south:
Saints
Panthers
Falcons
Bucs

NFC north:
Vikes
Bears
Packers
Lions


NFC 6 playoff teams in this order:
Eagles
Rams
Vikings
Saints
49ers
Giants


MVP: wentz
OPY: kamara
DPY: Donald whenever he ends his holdout
CBPY: a.. a.. rod
DROY: the pass rusher broncos drafted top 10
OROY: Guice or the RB the pats drafted
COY: dougie





AFC, no one cares after pats, steelers and jags.. maybe I'll think about the afc tomorrow

hopefully 1 of the teams take out the pats, looking at you jags

Ramsey and co win the zest off.

 

[nick.]

AFC East
Patriots
Jets
Dolphins
Bills

AFC North
Steelers
Ravens
Bengals
Browns

AFC South
Jaguars
Texans
Titans
Colts

AFC West
Chargers
Chiefs
Broncos
Raiders

NFC East
Eagles
Washington
Giants
Cowboys

NFC North
Packers
Vikings
Bears
Lions

NFC South
Saints
Panthers
Falcons
Buccaneers

NFC West
Rams
Niners
Seahawks
Cardinals

AFC Playoffs
1. Patriots
2. Steelers
3. Chargers
4. Jaguars
5. Texans
6. Chiefs

NFC Playoffs
1. Packers
2. Eagles
3. Saints
4. Rams
5. Vikings
6. Panthers

Super Bowl 52: Packers over Steelers

MVP: Aaron Rodgers
OPOY: Alvin Kamara
DPOY: Jalen Ramsey
OROY: Saquon Barkley
DROY: Derwin James
CBPOY: Aaron Rodgers
COY: Sean Payton

Takes:
- Jon Gruden coaches vintage Raiders football; wins 6 games
- Jimmy Garoppolo finally loses a game
- Jets are in contention for a Wild Card spot until ~Week 12
- Seahawks are bad
- Andrew Luck throws a football
- Saints win 14 games
- Chris Hogan puts together a 70/900/10 season as the X receiver
- Aaron Rodgers is byke in a big way
- Julio Jones catches less than 5 touchdowns...again

 

[junglejim]

Niner fans acting confident is still hilarious. They started 0-9 and act like them winning meaningless games makes them a playoff contender cute.

They did set an NFL record for most consecutive games lost by 3 points or less with brian hoyer being terrible and still finished with the same record as the MAGA raiders

 

[aNYone]

I really can’t wait until the season starts. I’m liable to get banned.

 

[MambaMentality824]

NFC North:

Packers
Vikings
Lions
Bears

NFC South:

Falcons
Saints
Panthers
Buccaneers

NFC West:

Rams
Niners
Seahawks
Cardinals

NFC East:

Eagles
Cowboys
Skins
Giants

AFC North:

Steelers
Ravens
Browns
Bengals

AFC South:

Jaguars
Texans
Titans
Colts

AFC West:

Chargers
Chiefs
Broncos
Raiders

AFC East:

Patriots
Dolphins
Bills
Jets

NFC:
1)Eagles
2)Falcons
3)Packers
4)Rams
5)Saints
6)Vikings

AFC:
1)Patriots
2)Chargers
3)Jaguars
4)Steelers
5)Texans
6)Chiefs

Eagles beat the Chargers to repeat in the Super Bowl.

MVP: Wentz
Comeback POY: Rodgers
OPOY: Rodgers
DPOY: Jalen Ramsey
OROY: Darnold
DROY: Bradley Chubb


Hot Takes:

- Carson Wentz gonna drop a 40 TD season and get back the MVP that should've been his this season had he not gotten hurt.
- Eagles roster is stacked again and gonna have another machine like season.
- Aaron Rodgers coming back with a monster season.
- Falcons gonna have that 2016 type magic again and will be Eagles biggest contender in the NFC.
- Kirk wont play as well as Keenum did last year, will be a slight letdown but the team will still make playoffs.
- Brady and the Patriots keep chugging along despite all the extra **** going on. Honestly think they rematch the Eagles in the SB but wanted to pock someone different lol.
- Mahomes gonna struggle at times but will overall show hes the goods.
- Jalen Ramsey cements himself as not only the best CB in the league but the best defender overall. Best CB since Sherman/Revis.
- Niners underachieve compared to the hype but still come in 2nd in the west because that division is straight basura.
- Rams dont live up to the hype, its SB or bust for that team, they'll still make the playoffs because again the West is basura but they lose in playoffs again.
- Giants get off to a bad start and end up having another terrible year. They got a killer schedule and Eli is absolutely washed IMO. Not good enough to maximize their talent at the skill positions.
- Cowboys will be better than most think. I can actually see them challenging for that 2nd WC spot. Dak isn't great but Zeke + the OL will have a good year and that defense has potential to be pretty good.

Come at me bros.

 

[raider5]

Niners going 15-1 with their only L coming off the flukey Thursday night game.