I know this crazy latina from around my way who would be willing to do anything , but he'll probably +*!! his pants when he see's her .
Maybe i should see if she wants to chill and take her to his house without him knowing ..
It's a good thing that he's comfortable with his size , i thought that was what this was all about in the first place .
But yeah , I'll see what he does tomorrow .
My main goal is to get the dude outside , go chill at the park , he needs fresh air .
All he has to do is ask the lady what her favorite meal is and order it , from then he should make up some story about a nasty meal he had just to see if she'll laugh .
Well , at least that's the way my Dad taught me .
I told him it's not that difficult but he thinks I'm lying .
That's the thing , he never had much friends in high school .
He only hung out with the chess clubs that goes traveling around the boroughs to different schools so that they could compete .
Not the type of guys i would hit up if i wanted to go looking for the yambs .
He wears glasses and in my...
I'm going to hang out with all day tomorrow and I'll try my best to convince him to go outside to eat at a restaurant , hopefully he'll talk to the cashier if it's a girl .
I would hook him up with Dominican girl i know from my old school who's down for anything that has to do with drinking or smoking but he does neither nor he wants too . Besides, i think he would be too nervous to even speak to a bad latina .
My cousin is the type that stays home all day playing games , fapping to porn 24/7 , and stalking girls online . About two hours ago he called me ranting about some girl on tumblr who reblogs some guy who he assumes she likes, i told him to get life then hung up .Few minutes later he calls back...
Complimenting a girl is one thing , but to go out and spam half of the comment space with things like
-Dammmmmmmmmm gurll , u maddd beautiful doe
-u look mad beautiful dis mroning , inbox ??
-Sum1 must've tooken u out the oven early because ur cake is bubbled real talk
(^ yeah i actually...
Does anyone remember that animated Disney film where the guy gets mistreated because he's disfigured and looks different from all the other people in his village ?
If i can recall , he wore a green shirt which was torn later in the film .
Thanks !