I went to Footlocker today with the SKU for the b&w just to see if they could find out if they were getting them, and "Jammersen" said no, but he was really helpful, and told me that they were available to order online, so I did that, and if all goes according to plan, they'll be at my apartment...
Hahah preesh @illustrayt! I actually just changed the colors of that pic of the "samples" to show that it'd be easy to make them look like the Laser Crimson. I haven't found an actual source image that would disqualify these as actually being fake, but I feel like if they were actually samples...