That entitlement. I would have sent her home looking like Snookie, but then I'd probably get whooped by the league of white knights that don't believe in EO.
I was surprised this morning that espn.go.com still worked. I figured when ESPN's team lost last night they would pull the plug.
Though ESPN_Pac12blog is trolling :lol
Apparently the name Cardinal is not the bird, but rather the color. Before being known as the Cardinals they were the Stanford Indians. None of which explain the god damn creepy tree