To: John Madden
CC: Electronic Arts Sports
From: Ethan Albright
Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07
Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington ********. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of...
Congrats! The men's basketball team there isn't too shabby either; however, on the flip side, dentists have the highest suicide rate of any job currently out there. Best wishes to you, though.
Go get Ghost Armor or Invisible Shield, then rock it naked. Otherwise, I'd go with a Speck case because it's the only case that won't mess with your screen protector if you have one on (I hated when my old screen protectors would form air bubbles if I used any other case).
I'm currently...