They look really cute until you clip their ears. Clipping their ears is a necessity if you want them to look vicious.
See, this is before his ears were clipped when he was a puppy.
This is him, grown. Its kind of blurry though.
Number one looks like the best quality even though all three are probably from the same manufacturer. Number two and three doesn't do anything for herfigure, obviously. I don't think number three is cute whatsoever but I'm sure if I wore it, it would keep me warm and dry. I say number one is...
Have you thought about a doberman pinscher? I have one and he works great as a security dog because he looks vicious but hes actually pretty dopey. Maybe thatsjust my doberman though.
...I still dont get the dover mint pincher thing.
Number one definition on urbandictionary.com:
Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as "complicated." (Most likely achieved by a minimum of oneweek not washing it.) Probably tattooed. Maybe gay. Definitely cooler than you. Reads Black Book...